Illuminati OG: Our Toke Of The Week!

I don’t understand conspiracies. Every single theory, whether it’s the earth being flat, homosexual frogs, or Canada secretly being the source of 9/11, only works if everyone involved keeps their mouth shut. The problem with that is obviously nobody can keep a secret, and unfortunately I am no different. That’s why I’m writing about the stuff those fat cats in congress don’t want you to know about. 3C Farms has done some great work growing what could be our favorite Indica strain so far this year. Brilliant green clusters absolutely dripping in multiple shades of wild orange hairs will have you off your feet in no time while the dense smoke stands to smash your palate into oblivion. The lineage of the Illuminati remains a mystery but there’s no conspiracy behind the fast acting flowers ability to relax you from head to toe. The Joint in Santa Ana is Orange County’s newest licensed dispensary open to anyone over 21 with a valid ID, just don’t tell them I told everyone about their secret meetings where they decide who wins the Super bowl.

The Joint
1325 East St Andrew Place
Santa Ana, CA 92705

About The Author

Jefferson Matthew VanBilliard is a leo that enjoys all things cannabis and is just trying his best. He let us know that although the desert will always be his home you can find him on Fourth St. in Santa Ana battle rapping teenagers or at the local high school where he coaches girls varsity volleyball without anyone’s permission.

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